So, they're remaking Prom Night, one of the seminal horror movies of all time BUT, it's in name only. What the fuck?!?! Oh, that isn't all. It's rated PG-13. Now, I don't know about you but I was raised on gory slasher films with plenty of nudity. Also, lots of Jamie Lee Curtis but that is besides the point. So, anyway, the new one has a trailer up that you can find here:
Sp, back yet? Yeah, doesn't it look like that piece of shit sucks? Not to mention that we see one definite kill in the trailer and it's the black chick. Now, I've seen enough of these movies where I already knew she was going to bite it but at least I would like to have some suspense! What the fuck? Oh, and also, the best part of Prom Night, original flavor is that while if you had half a brain you knew who the killer was, there was at least suspense. Here, the only suspense is in wether the movie will have some kind of redeeming value and, newsflash, it doesn't. What the fuck...
