The Christmas Experiment 2016 Hours 15+16: Daytime in the Nighttime

Talk Shows. Sadly, I couldn't record the fourth hour of the Today show but whatever.

Everyone glares at the useless ones.

The Chew: For those of you new, this is ABC's Food Talk Show. Two of the five hosts are unnecessary. Mario Batali is alright, nothing special. Michael Symon is a very beautiful man. Carla Hall is wonderful. Also, she got really grey. And excitable.

Also, Matthew McConaughey is on this episode. I remember when he was the guy who did a ton of terrible movies. When did he become one of our most respected actors? It's kind of crazy how that just happened one day.

He's here to promote Sing. Everytime I see that movie get promoted, I want to break my head. Yeah, no.It's been literally everywhere and it's starting to get annoying.

The Nate Berkus Show: Oprah had many disciples who all went on to get their own shows. Nate Berkus was one but his show died. Thankfully, OWN still shows some of them. Also, unlike Dr. Phil, Nate is tolerable.

Most of his show is focused on lifestyle. Nothing is embarrassing family secrets or Faux Psychology. So, there are crafts and decorating projects as well as food stuff. He seems like he would be at home on The Today Show or something.

Non-Viewing Thoughts: You know, it would be awesome if I could spell Matthews McConaughey's name without looking at it and being sure that I spelled it so wrong that it's not even funny.

Late Christmas Ideas: Look at Oprah's Favorite things. Pick anything. That'll do.

Notable Commercials: I guess they always have but perfume commercials are weird. Take for example the one Julia Roberts commercial were her touch turns things to diamond. It's... a thing.

Tally
Mountain Dews Left: 6 Cans
Coca-Colas Left: 3 Cans
Kickstarts Left: 1 Can
Coffee Left: 1 Bottle
Pumpkin Pie Left: 5/6ths
Sanity Rating: (1 being a cappuccino, 10 being a Big Gulp full of hot Heavy Cream and a coffee grounds): 6