Viewing Thoughts: So, to start off, watching some basic cable crap-o-rama.
Sex and the City: Gay men and straight women are supposed to love this show. I don't for whatever reason. Anyway, Sarah Jessica Parker (or SJP) is in a runway show and some stuff happens. There is talk of vaginas and stuff. It all kind of grosses me out. Oh, and there's Margaret Cho! All gay men love Margaret Cho. It's in our blood. So, yeah, this is not wasted despite the fact that SJH is so... scary... Wow, Heidi Klum used to be so not as hot. One of the things I've also noticed is that it's on TBS so you can't see any of the nudity. I wouldn't care except that they're sloppy edits. Anyone who has half a dot in perception could notice it. Oh well, on to the next punishment.
Get it Sold: HGTV. Yes, nothing on crazy people and their lawns (That was the thing that broke me last year if you care to go back and read it.) Instead, a bunch of people are trying to sell their kind of crappy house of 600k. The focus of the show is getting it ready to be sold to stupid people who don't realize they just bought a piece of crap. The problem I have with this show is that they're redecorating the house so that the people coming in find it more attractive. Why? If anything, I would trick the people on the show into renovating my house and then just not move out. Feign that I'm more interested than I am. Anyway, the hostess is this insufferable bitch who finds a problem with everything and the people selling the house just go along with it. No backbone. I like to think this lady's husband must be afraid to say anything or else she'll start telling him how his face is all wrong and then do some elective surgery on him that makes him look like the pig people on the Eye of the Beholder episode of The Twilight Zone. So, does the family sell their house? Well, some people talk incincerly abot the features, espeiclaly the stuff that the annoying lady made the family change. So, they get an offer and their asking price. Damn, I wanted them to get half and the hostess get that shoved in her face!
Noted Commercials: OMG, there's this commercial for GameStop on gifts for gamers and some of the stuff rocks. There was an orc head in there. Hell, for that matter, the orc head was a live and some woman was wrapping it up. Yeah, it's kind of like that. The only way it could have rocked more is if the Weighted Companion Cube was in there. Who wouldn't want a weighted companion cube? I would!
Early Christmas Ideas: Some fake houseplants. Not because I would use it or find it attractive, but because I could so see using it as an improptu weapon.
Non-Viewing Thoughts: Does the geek in Will suppress the gay? This is something I wonder on a regular basis. Hell, I'm kind of bi at times. The one chick I've slept with (she will remain nameless) was kind of nice, too soft. Men have this... interesting hardness to them (not like that). Maybe I should try chicks again someday. Then again, if I do that, I go from being the straightest gay guy I know to just plain straight. I lose a bit of what makes me me. Yeah, I'll probably stick with guys for now.
The Tally
Mountain Dews Left: 12
Energy Drinks Left: 4
Cups of Coffee Drank:0
Pie Consumed: 0 Slices
Sanity Rating( 1 being sane, 10 being a triple header of Sex and the City, High School Musical, and Twilight): 4
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