Viewing Thoughts: Time for me to go a little mental.
TMZ: So, I'm watching TMZ. TMZ is like ET or Access Hollywood only with no morals and for people with the attention spans of a epileptic with Tourette's and ADHD. Basically, they say stuff and annoy celebrities for the heck of it. I mean, I have no problem with this normally but at the same time, they're a bunch of dumbasses because everyone of the so called reporters seems to delight in mocking people. I really can't find anything redeemable about this at all. Do these people act like this at hime? Some people only wish they could be this morally reprehensable. I would like to track these people down, take pictures of them, and just mock them to their faces. Maybe that's what I'll do for Charity. That and horribly main them. I mean, I don't care for Twilight but when you yell at the stars for all being gay, that's beyond stupid. Damn I sound like a good person. This all makes me sicker than TMZ has made me.
Full House: Yeah, this isn't going to be much better. It's a later season episode because there are those evil twins. I always convinced that Aunt Becky and Uncle Jesse's twins would someday become pure evil lords of the damned. Anyway, this episode, Unlce Jesse made some device to keep hair spray out of people's faces which leads Joey and Danny Tanner to decide to market the device out. Meanwhile, DJ's boyfriend is cheating on him or soemthing. Who the hell knows? Anyway around, everything gets wrapped up and everyone is happy at the end/ Just once, I'd like to see someone on this show get real lasting mental scarring.
Dora the Explorer: Yes, Dora the little CokeMule. In this episode, Dora lost her teddy bear. The map knows where her teddy bear is so that makes me suspicous. I suspect the map for stealing it so he could be useful. Yes, I do see conspiracies in everything. So sue me.
Early Christmas Ideas: A gas powered toothburch.
Non-Viewing Thoughts: Is it bad when I think I'm a better person than someone else? Yeah, I thought so.
The Tally
Mountain Dews Left: 11
Energy Drinks Left: 4
Cups of Coffee Drank:0
Pie Consumed: 1 Slice
Sanity Rating( 1 being sane, 10 being someone who actually thinks Dora is talking to them): 5
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