Viewing Thoughts: At this time, will goes to watching episodes of TV shows until another movie comes on. Bear with me. Things might be a little sporadic.
Batman The Animated Series: I'm watching the episode "Holiday Knights." Seriously, why can't all kids shows be this good? We start with a segment where Poison Ivy and Harley Quinn, my favorite lesbian tinged villain duo, decide to make Bruce Wayne their boy toy for the night. The best part of Batman was the villains. This episode pretty much highlights why. There's also a segment with Clayface and Batgirl and then a Joker News Eve thing but the real reason to watch this is for Harley and Ivy. Here, I'll just post it for you all!
Futurama: I'm finding it's hard to comment on what's already funny so instead, I'll probably debate on what else to comment on. Note to self, watch less funny things from here on out or last ones that are also movies or something. This sucks. Is there anything sadder? Maybe drowning puppies but there would have to a lot of them. Instead, Christmas Song!
The Yule Log: This was the only thing I could find. I'm trying to figure out if they are actually filming the log burning or if they just filmed it for five seconds and just decided to loop it fr infinity. Okay, we got a log, some fire, and Christmas music. Wow, I hope they don't have too much of this at work tomorrow. Apparently, there are 12 days of Christmas and part of it involves the giving of birds and people enslaved to do a single task to your true love. Apparently she will treasure them and love you back. Apparently she is a dumb ass.
Noted Commercials: OH DEAR GOD!!! I've seen this commercial for The Foundation for A Bettetr Life fifty million times. Some chick is new to school and the popular gilds mock her until some random chick decides to talk to her. It seems like those commercials for the Church of Latter Day Saints they used to show. You know, the ones featuring random acts of kindess thinly veiled as a recruitment technique. So, way I see it, the girl is being nice while also secretly plotting to introduce her to her husband and make her the newest wife. It also has a terrible cover of Beautiful playing over it. It's just alll too horrible. Yes, I know I've went YouTube crazy in this post but I think I don't need to subject you guys to this.
Late Christmas Ideas: If you're shopping for Will, buy him something with Harley Quinn featured in it and he will be happy. Well, other than a Harley Quinn costume. Will doesn't do drag.
Non-Viewing Thoughts: Dear god the television is dead during these hours. Who watches tv at this time? There aren't even that many repeats of classic holiday episodes of all the crappy sitcoms. I'm almost looking forward to Little House on the Prairie being on at 5 or so. I mean, those stripper commercials are getting as annoying as the Bride Recruitment ones. Is this where they dump these things?
The Tally
Mountain Dews Left: 10
Energy Drinks Left:4
Cups of Coffee drank: 0
Santiy Rating (1 being most sane, 10 being The Joker after being forced to listen to Happy Bubbles for a week straight):5
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