Viewing Thoughts:
Psych: Show about a guy who is observant but pretends to be psychic. Basically, he lives in a world where every real cop is a dumb ass so they need to bring in a fake. We get the Christmas episode where Psych gets to have dinner with his friend Gus's family and the mom is Clair Huxtable. I wish I was Gus right now just because, dude, it's Clair Huxtable. I would kill for the famous Clair Huxtable glance. Anyway, we get Clair giving people the glance as dinner as Psych pisses off Clair and her husband who I don't care about. Things go worse when they find a dead body. Anyway, people think that Claire's husband might have killed the dead guy. There's a subplot where hard ass detective goes to Christmas and is scared of snowglobes. Only interesting part involves the Wii rocking when he gives a bunch of kids one. It's stupid and doesn't involve Clair Huxtable.
Some non-Clair Huxtable related stuff happens involving yard work and real estate espionage. Eventually though, Clair gets arrested for murder also before giving the Snowglobe Fearer that famous stare. Yeah, it's Clair Huxtable. She probably killed the guy with one of her glares. She ends up crying because dead guy was blackmailing her because of some stupid boat shit. Gus grows a backbone and Clair looks vagely proud. Anyway, they find out dead guy was black mailing so maybe Calir was innocent. Clair smells some chicken and this puts an idea about some gardening chick and she killed people and Clair is free of all charges. I mean, she's Clair Huxtable, like there was doubt! The episode ends with Clair and the less important people lighting a tree. Some non-Clair stuff happens as Clair decides her radiance can not be suppressed any longer and decides to leave.
Extreme Christmas: Bigger and Brighter- So, we got some kind of decorating crap about people who over do decorating. All I got to say is that people decorate really garish, oh my god! I can see doing this sort of thing if you have a big yard but not if you live in a suburb! Dear god, I want to vandalize these people. The best part of this special is that the people doing this to their yards act like it's the battle between the US and the USSR during the cold war. Heh, unintentional pun. But seriously someone needs to stop these people. I mean, their electric bills alone must kill it all.
Noted Commercials: I saw a commercial for something called the Ab Rocket. Yeah, it looks special. Basically, it's people talking about the device with their shirts offf thinking it will distract us. Yeah right. I think all late night infomercial commercials must involve the word Ab in them. We got the Ab Rocker, Ab Rocket, Ab Buster, Ab Deflater, Ab Transcontinental Railroad, and Absolute Abba Abs.
Late Christmas Ideas: That Ab thing got me thinking. What I want to Absolutely Faboulous on dvd. Kidding.
Non-Viewing Thoughts: So, I am tired and I don't know what time I work on Wedensday. If I have to open, then this doesn't work. So, Will is going to sleep for like 3 or 4 hours. I'll be up just in time to watch A Very Brady Christmas. Yeah, that will be "fun".
The Tally
Mountain Dews Left: 9
Energy Drinks Left:4
Cups of Coffee drank: 0
Number of Times Clair Huxtable was mentions: 20
Santiy Rating (1 being most sane, 10 being those people like pineapple in their potato salad): 3
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