Tuesday, December 25, 2007

The Christmas Experiment Hours 15+16

Viewing Thoughts: This is probably going to be a short one. This is Food Network time.
30-minute meals with Rachel Ray: Okay, I love Rachel Ray. I want to see someone cook who can do this sort of thing better than me. Rachel is making some kind of Chicken. It looks viscously good. Yeah, I don't have muhc else to say about this. This was all I could really find on. Was talking to the family first so they took priority over the experiment. I kind of wish I was straight and Rachel Ray was single. Oh well.
Quick Fix Meals with Robin Miller: OMG, this woman looks like she is a killer. I'm scared to say too much bad about her because she was she looks like she's good with a knife. Yeah, Rachel rocks alot. This woman? I think she would throw rocks at me. I talk with my hands, I know but this woman screams with her hands. I think she's strangled people. I feel like I'm eligible to enter witness protection just by watching her.
It's Christmas Again, Charlie Brown: Yeah, lets take everything awesome about the original and rape it savagely! It's just a lot of different things with no cohesive glue other than it's Christmas. This one does have Marcy and Peppermint Patty though and during it, they have a hidden pro-life message in it when Peppermint Patty says that her snowman has the right to live. We also have the second time today that we see theme writing. Someone named Peggy Jean is in the special also who Charlie Brown is dating. Who is this? Is this the little red haired girl? Oh well, it happens.
I can't help but notice that when Charlie Brown is in charge of a Christmas play, it's repetitive dancing but when someone else is, then it's actual Christmas imagery. I miss the repetitive dancing. The most hilarious part of this is that Marcy is Mary in the play and there's no Joesph. Well, that was a waste of two hours...

Noted Commercials: There's a weight watchers commercial on the food net work. Wow, I find that kind of odd. Why would someone watch the Food Network and then decide, "Hmm, Weight Watchers or fattening stuff that tastes good?"
They have a commercial for some kind of concealer that featured some old chick lathering up her legs. Ewwww!!!!!!!!!!! I didn't want to see that. I want to claw out my eyes.It might make everything a bit more tolerable with this lady. Oh my, that cost me a bit of my sanity...

Late Christmas Ideas: I really want some pans and pots. Yes, we got some at home but I need some of my own for later on. Oh well, I'll save up for them. I want one of the awesome looking sets that they sell that have everything right down to a double boiler despite the fact I'll never use one.

Non-Viewing Thoughts: I wonder who decided what was a holiday food? I personally might try to lead a campaign to get enchiladas declared a Christmas food. I would get behind that. Sure, you can have your turkey and ham but you have never know the joys of a holiday enchilada with traditional Christmas nachos! Ole!

The Tally
Mountain Dews Left: 8
Energy Drinks Left:4
Cups of Coffee drank: 0
Santiy Rating (1 being most sane, 10 being Hannibal Lecter on Mac and Cheese night at the asylum): 5

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